Singles Parents Dating: How to get your children to behave when you are on a date. 

Single Parents Dating: Momisms and Dadisms

By Jan Wilson
with contributions by SOLO for Singles Moms and Dads! 

Single Mom and Dad "isms" for dating with the kids in tow. 

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When your kids come along on your dates, it always helps to have a few effective ways to make certain they behave. 

Momisms:

Because I said so, that's why!!

You better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.

I'm not running a maid service here.

I'm not running a taxi service here.

I'm not running a short order kitchen here.

I'm not going to tell you again. 

Do I look like your slave?

Go clean your room.

I hope someday when you have kids, they'll be just like you. 

I'm giving you until the count of three.

John, Joe, Jim, whatever your name is...

And the best momism of all: Do you want me to send you to your room?

Dadisms: (Children's thoughts in italics)

You better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you. (Can I giggle?)

You know this hurts me more than it hurts you. (Actually I kind of doubt that.)

Don't make me come in there. (OK, I won't.)

If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do it, too? (What do cliffs have to do with getting a tatoo?)

Money doesn't grow on trees. (No, dads make it.)

I'm giving you until the count of three. (And then what happens?)

I'm not going to tell you again (Promise?)

Do I look like your slave? (Censored...)

And the best one of all: Do you want me to spank you?

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